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    I woke up this morning to the cat being extra snuggly. As I opened my eyes I was shocked to see a large bloody wound on his neck. I realized that I was now covered in his blood and jumped out of bed to sort out his injuries. Being a cat, however, meant that he didn't want to be caught. Not knowing how bad it was I couldn't risk him being stressed out and losing any more blood so I bribed him to come out.     As soon as he was within arm's reach I scooped him up and ran to the bathroom where I discovered that he got into my FX kit.  And that's how Morbo became the greatest FX artist of his generation. Morbo is a jerk.     To clarify, I do casualty simulation special effects. A tube of concentrated blood had burst in my kit and spilled everywhere. It was a nightmare. Cleaning was a huge task so I was going through the pieces slowly, de-gore-ing everything bit by bit. After a while the counter was covered in wet little tubs of make-up as...

Okay, "vacation" doesn't really apply unless you're a fan. Nim Vind and Argyle Goolsby will be touring like hell through Europe this summer. More dates will be added for both so check back for more info as it comes up. Monday June 5th @ Wave-Gotik-Treffen  This will be an early show so get there while the sun is still up! Friday July 14th @ Mighty Sounds Outside of Tabor in the Czech Republic Nim Vind will be sharing a stage with Argyle Goolsby and Cock Sparrer for the 10th anniversary of Mighty Sounds. For full line up and ticket info click here . To see a documentary about one of the biggest concert festivals in Europe go here .    Thursday July 22, 2017@  River Side Festival In Neckarinsel near Esslingen, Germany.  Friday August 18 Argyle Goolsby and The Roving Midnight will be at The Cove Music Hall in Worcester MA, USA. Saturday September 2, 2017 @ Wreck 'n' Roll Attack If you're going to be i...